*trying to get into Sky's floor of res*

Sky: "Can you do me a solid, and hold my S'MORE?!"

Facebook conversations Take 2

*talking about packing for the weekend*

Me: "Why do you need to take a duffel bag AND a backpack?"
Sky: "BECAUSE IM PACKING LIKE 40 PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR!"

Facebook conversations Take 1

*the two of us talking about packing for our weekends away*

Me: "I don't know what to pack, I can't plan my outfits."
Sky: "Pants. Take pants."
Me: "What about undies?"
Sky: "Well.. if you have pants... Take creative liberties!"

English lecture Take 3

*Prof asks us to turn to a couple of pages in the anthology*

Sky: "How am I supposed to turn to all those pages at once?!"
...
Sky: "I CAN'T!"

English lecture Take 2

*Prof posts new slide, including picture of Margaret Atwood*

Sky: "I'd totally FUCK Margaret Atwood. She's actually so smart."
Me: "Bang?"
Sky: "No, fuck!"

English lecture Take 1

Skylar: "Give me your bottle!"
Me: "My what?!"
Sky: "YOUR BOTTLE!"
Me: "... okay?"
Sky: "LOOK IM SKYLAR BOTTLEHANDS!"